My Daily Routine: From an 8 Month Old

A Father of an 8 month old, wrote a fabulous piece on his 8 month’s daily routine…from the perspective of the 8 month old…and it’s absolutely genius.

I wake up at 4 a.m. — 3:30, ideally. In that quiet time, I catch up on my mobile and work in a little yoga with Baby’s Pose, where you basically try to eat your own feet. Then I’m ready to scream for my first breast of milk. While the rest of the world is asleep, I’ve already won the morning.

He also write on little Jasper’s decision making on what clothes he wears and why!

I cut down on unnecessary decision-making by wearing the same thing every day: pajamas. It has sort of become my signature, and it also projects a certain unassuming, “I woke up like this” confidence. I’m saying, “I don’t need to wear corduroy overalls and an engineer’s cap to look like I belong.”

And of course he writes about the untimely poop sessions

One thing I’ve learned: When you’re having a good poop, don’t let anything get in the way. I don’t care if I’m at a restaurant without a diaper-changing station, or on a red-eye flight, I’m not stopping. Inspiration is rare; deal with the collateral damage later.

If you want to read the entire article you can find it hear…it’s hilarious.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/22/opinion/sunday/humor-baby-daily-routine.html